Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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