Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Holy Grails Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY