Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Alien Abductions: 3 Potions Brewed: 155
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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