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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4969 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9190 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!