The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version 1.20.1

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

Check out the newly added Necromancer class + the level cap was just increased to 30!

FAQ

Question Answer
How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please check the server’s website or Discord for a list of rules and guidelines.
Can I choose my race and class? Yes, you can choose from 9 different races and 11 unique classes when you start your adventure in Longbirch.
How often are updates released? Updates are released frequently to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Farms Harvested: 909 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Mines Excavated: 4295 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 186 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 6441 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Enchantments Applied: 265

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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