The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Magic Items Found:	2516
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.