The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8285
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2749
Mines Excavated:	2929	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	8604
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”