The Goofy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/The Bag/ – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6614

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where the only limit is your imagination? Join us and witness the epic battles in the Land of Chokmah, where players wear special armor and fight in fields like never before. But beware, the Total Assault of Gregorius will test your skills in insane and tormenting ways with blue damage – are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Double the bounties, double the XP, and double the commissions/lessons await you in this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Livin’ on Sweets mini-game where you’ll be living on nothing but sugary goodness!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness in this Minecraft SMP like no other. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

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HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5642	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP

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Do you enjoy mining for diamonds while dodging creepers and building epic structures? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just last week, one of our players logged on to find their entire base had been turned into a giant cake. And the best part? It was actually edible!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from flying pigs to talking villagers, then look no further. Join us at https://dmpwn.info and prepare for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3564

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Reagan’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle political debates with epic build battles! Trump may be the modern day Ronald Reagan, but on our server, he’s just another player trying to survive in a blocky world. Democrats are framing him as a Nazi? Please, on our server, we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of llamas to worry about political drama. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds are the conspiracy theories floating around spawn.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your mom’s friends constantly asking about your non-existent love life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the awkward questions and focus on building relationships with blocks instead of people! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a loyal pet pig as your main squeeze? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood romantic looking for love – maybe you’ll find your soulmate in the End dimension! Join now and never feel ashamed about your relationship status again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RoyalCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a chance to win limited edition Halloween prizes that will make your friends green with envy. We’ve got Wurm (Perma) banners that will have you slaying dragons in no time.

But wait, there’s more! How about a PriFes event featuring Misogi, Mimi, and Kyoka? It’s like a party in your inventory!

And don’t even get us started on our ongoing events – VH x2, TS.Kyaru/TS.Suzuna UEs, Ultimate Refining, Battlefield of Memories, and so much more!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find Pirate Anna chilling in the shop or stumble upon some master coins that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

””Stable Diffusion General – Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most ABSolutely PVC-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous creations and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have 20 pounds of ABS and PVC just waiting to be crafted into the most absurd structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of PVC pipes? Go for it! How about an ABS rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics? The sky’s the limit (literally, because who needs gravity anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced technology, like the A1111 and Forge/reForge Installation Guides that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Want to train LORAs or learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got you covered.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive models, like EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and PonyDiffusionV6. These are not your average Minecraft skins – they’re next level creations that will make your character stand out in the crowd.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ABS and PVC). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Break Time Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own “dommy mommy gf” who is everything you’ve ever dreamed of…except for one small detail. She’s got a futa cock and balls that need to dump her futa semen in you every day. But hey, sacrifice your asshole for happiness, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crops Grown:	4890
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”

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Are you tired of the negativity and tribalism in the Minecraft community? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we embrace all things chaotic and ridiculous!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the professional competitive gaming league for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. Founded in 2011 by developer Riot Games, LoL Esports features teams from around the world competing in tournaments and leagues throughout the year. The league has grown to become one of the most popular and highly watched esports competitions, with millions of fans tuning in to watch matches both online and at live events. Teams and players compete for prize money, bragging rights, and the chance to be crowned the best in the world at League of Legends.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineKisser Minecraft server

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The legendary Furry SMP founded in the summer of 2023!

Here you will find atmospheric vanilla survival with small improvements such as the economy and custom player models.

During the existence of the server, players have built several cities and continue to build new ones, join them to contribute to the history of furry civilization!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to mine diamonds while riding a roller coaster? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is made up of fearless adventurers who have survived encounters with exploding chickens and giant mutant spiders.

So come on down and see for yourself what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LeL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled in a warm blanket while playing Minecraft. It’s so comfy, you might forget you’re in a virtual world!

2. Want to train your LoRa skills? We have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a LoRa master in no time. You’ll be sending messages across the server like a pro!

3. Need some OP Pasta to fuel your Minecraft adventures? We’ve got you covered with our top-tier degenpasta that will give you the energy you need to conquer the virtual world.

4. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We have a whole repository dedicated to satisfying all your modeling and fetish needs. You won’t find this kind of variety on any other server!

5. And if you’re a fan of ponies, we have PonyXL Information that will blow your mind. Get ready to ride into battle on the back of a majestic pony like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1