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First World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

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Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	76

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Emoji Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	2806	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us on this epic journey filled with insane events and wacky shenanigans. From battling the legendary Shorekeeper to leveling up with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Parade of Stars leveling event, sign up for the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event, and team up with friends for the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event. And don’t forget to check out the Solaris Weather Forecast platforming event for some extra fun!

Still not convinced? How about exclusive codes and emotes to unlock cool rewards and show off to your friends? Plus, join our /wuwa/ Friends List to connect with other players and form alliances.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9701

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CubeWorld Minecraft server

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– Our server is located in the Russian Federation

– The most modern website with unique ideas

– Lagi? Haven’t heard

– Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

– Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

– We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

– No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Maybe the Real Friends Were the Minecraft SMP Uname, Email, Pnumber, Bio, PW,…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual treasure trove of personal information just waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover all the juicy details about your fellow players, from their usernames to their social media profiles. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this juicy gossip instead? Join now and start digging up dirt on your friends like never before!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

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Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Single Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Buildings Constructed:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4504
Void Armor Forged:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5