The Foxelbox Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Potions Brewed:	115	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

The Foxelbox Server is a furry minecraft server owned and maintained by Doridian. It is a nice place for Furries and non-Furries alike to come together and build, explore, and talk to one another.

Features: -Survival World and Creative World, through multiverse. -White-listed Technic Server (FBMP) -A Scenic parkour track consisting of currently six levels -A Spleef Arena -A PvP Arena (Coming Soon)

The server is primarily a build/community server hosting up to 60 players, with a custom main support plugin and a rank system based around player behavior and activity. New players will start off in the survival world as guest rank, and must play on our server regularly with good behavior for a few days before becoming eligible to being ranked up to Regular rank.

For more information, visit our website, or our PMC Page below: http://tinyurl.com/DoridianPMC

mc.foxelbox.com

Zombie Family Fun Land

diagnostic challenges, entire family, familial illness, family, family health, Fun, infectious agents, infectious diseases, Land, medical mystery, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, Neuropsychiatric symptoms, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric manifestations, public health, tick-borne illnesses, Transmission, vector borne, vector control, zombie, zoonoses, zoonotic pathogens

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	76	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling neuropsychiatric symptoms in an entire family! but wait, there’s more – these symptoms are actually caused by vector borne zoonotic pathogens, making the stakes even higher!

imagine fighting off hallucinating mobs and crazy animals infected with mind-controlling diseases, all while trying to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems.

if you’re looking for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness and emerge victorious!

Prosper Prison

Autominer System, Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive gameplay, custom mining, Custom Player Progression, Enchantable Pickaxes, Events, Gangs, java, Minecraft, non-p2w, op prison, Other, player-driven economy, prestige system, Prison, Prosper, PvP, PvP arenas, Server, Teams, Trading

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Prosper Prison Minecraft Server

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience	Massive, Resetting Mines Enchantable Pickaxes Autominer System
Balanced Economy & Trading	Sell Your Resources Player-Driven Economy Custom Shops & Black Market
Competitive Gameplay	PvP Arenas Gangs & Teams Events & Challenges
Custom Player Progression	Prestige System Private Cells & Plot Worlds Quests & Missions
Active Community & Staff	Friendly & Helpful Staff Engaging Discord Server Recruiting Staff & Builders

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Analysis, attention to detail, Behavior, Differences, Focus, Interpretation, Monitoring, Observation, observation challenges, observation insights, observation methods, observation perspectives, observation skills, observation strategies, observation techniques, Perception, perspective, Realm, Similarities, Understanding, Watchers, Watching

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like no other, it’s like we’re living in a parallel universe where everything is just wacko!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Forget about boring old servers, come to ours where the grass is neon green and the diamonds are made of cheese.

You’ll be questioning reality every step of the way, wondering if you’ve entered the Twilight Zone or just had too much sugar.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself that we are not the same…we are on a whole other level of cray-cray!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

bad friends, Communication, compulsory heterosexuality, Conflict, CraftyQueers, denial, Dinner, Friends, gay intervention, heteronormativity, internalized homophobia, Lesbian, Masculinity, Minecraft, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, outing, outing friends, regret, self-acceptance, Server, Straight.., Yelling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Emeralds Found:	3186	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be? Join our server and embrace your true identity, whether it’s a fierce warrior, a mystical wizard, or even a misunderstood lesbian according to your friends!

We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.

So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!

LazyHubbyCraft

cleaning, Communication, exhaustion, Frustration, full-time job, household chores, household division of labor, husband, Kids, Lazy, LazyHubbyCraft, name-calling, parenting, part-time jobs, relationship issues, responsibilities, School, Support, teamwork, Time management, working mom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who can’t even clean up their own mess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about picking up after anyone! Join us and escape the real world where your husband leaves beard hair in the sink and can’t even clean up his own plate after dinner.

Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone else’s mess. No more moving stuff from one chair to another and calling it cleaning – here, you can truly relax and enjoy a clean virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life laziness behind. Build, explore, and never have to deal with a messy partner again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over who should clean the bathroom.

CrushCraft SMP

childhood crush, crush experience, crush feelings, crush memories, crush nostalgia, crush stories, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, crushes from the past, crushes in youth, early crush, first crush, first love, innocent crush, memorable crush, puppy love, romantic crush, school crush, secret crush, smp, teenage crush, young love

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	6559
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	457	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, so totally lit, like a creeper exploding in your face but in a good way, ya know? Like, the other day, I found a diamond block just lying around and I was like, “YAS QUEEN, this is my lucky day!” And then I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I’m a Minecraft god, obviously.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the villagers and we all wear matching leather armor, it’s like a rave but with more zombies. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time I replaced all of someone’s torches with TNT and they were like, “LOL, you got me good!”

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and maybe not steal all my diamonds, okay? See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

CreepyCultVille

AMERICANS, BIZARRE, children of corn, chilling, crazy cult, creeps, CreepyCultVille, eerie, eerie vibes, Haunted, Horror, little town, Mysterious, Off the beaten path, road trips, small town, spooky, strange, Supernatural, travel, unsettling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring road trips where the only creepy thing you encounter is a weird gas station bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the creeps like never before! Imagine stumbling upon a little town filled with “children of the corn” style villagers who worship a giant block of cheese! Or maybe you’ll come across a crazy cult of players who sacrifice their diamond swords to summon the almighty Ender Dragon for a dance party! Join our server for the most insane and hilarious road trip experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

PutinTrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, finance, foreign exchange, global economy, international relations, Investments, market, Minecraft, News, political news, putin, PutinTrumpCraft, Ruble, Russian stocks, Server, stock market, Strengthens, Surge, talks, Trading, trump

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the russian stocks are surging and the ruble is getting stronger because putin and trump are having talks in the game! yes, you heard it right, our server is so lit that world leaders are using it to negotiate peace deals and trade agreements. who knew minecraft could bring about world peace? join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it. build your own diplomatic relations with other players, start a virtual war (but please keep it friendly), and see where your alliances take you. the possibilities are endless on our server, where even the most absurd scenarios can become reality. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!

TrumpPutinCraft

Agreement, Conflict Resolution, Consultation, Deal, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Leaders, negotiations, phone call, Politics, putin, russia, summit, trump, TrumpPutinCraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin call each other to discuss building blocks and zelenskyy is like nah i need to consult my villagers first before making any deals. russia is throwing a party because the creepers are finally getting along with the villagers and the ender dragon is now a peace ambassador. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most insane structures with your new pixelated friends. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come join the fun!

Blimp Diving: Air Fluid Fun

Air, aquatic environment, Blimp, buoyancy control, deep sea diving, diving, diving equipment, diving excursions, diving experiences, diving safety, diving skills, diving techniques, Fluid, flying a blimp, Fun, marine life, Ocean exploration, scuba certification, scuba diving, scuba gear, underwater adventures, underwater exploration, underwater photography, underwater world, water sports

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FLY A BLIMP UNDERWATER? WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF SCUBA DIVING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

IMAGINE FLOATING AROUND LIKE A MAJESTIC BLIMP, CONTROLLING YOUR BUOYANCY WITH YOUR BREATH LIKE A PRO! IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO, BUT UNDERWATER!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITING FOR YOU, LIKE FINDING LOST TREASURE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN OR BATTLING GIANT SEA MONSTERS WITH YOUR TRUSTY TRIDENT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S FLY THAT BLIMP UNDERWATER TOGETHER! YEEHAW!

Pest-Free EcoCraft Server

agricultural practices, Animals, biodiversity conservation, Biodiversity loss, chemical contamination, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, herbicides, insecticides, Microbes, non-target plants, PestFree, pesticide effects, Pesticides, plant diversity, research analysis, Server, soil health, wildlife conservation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	660	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u think, dang, i wish there was a server where u could save the world from evil pesticides? well, guess what, buddy, this is the place for u! we got plants, animals, and microbes all in danger from those pesky pesticides, and it’s up to u to save ’em all! join our server and be a hero for biodiversity! plus, u get to ride a giant flying pig into battle against the evil pesticide monsters. it’s gonna be epic, bro. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together!

Geopol NWO

archaeology, Create, Diplomacy, discord server, Dynmap, Earth Map, Economy, EU4, Fossils, Geopol, History, HoI4, Immersive Engineering, immersive vehicles, Map Games, Mekanism, minecraft server ip, Modded, modlist, Nations, new world order, nwo, paradox games, PneumaticCraft, Politics, PvP, Recruits, Roleplay, Server Information, small ships, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, thermal series, Trade, united nations, War, workers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Geopol: New World Order Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you like Map Games, Paradox Games, HOI4, EU4, Politics, and History, this server is for you. Geopol: New World Order is a Modded Earth Server set in the modern era with pre-claimed nations and various features like politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Server Features	Economy Immersive Vehicles Mekanism Thermal Series Immersive Engineering TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods Fossils & Archaeology

Useful Links

View Modlist: Modlist
Map with Claims on Dynmap: Dynmap
Minecraft Server IP Address: geopolnwo.minecraft.bz
Server and Modpack Information on Discord Server: Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Geopol: New World Order?	It is a Modded Earth Server set in the modern era with pre-claimed nations and features like politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, roleplay, building, and PVP.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include economy, immersive vehicles, Mekanism, Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, Small Ships, Recruits, Food/Agriculture Mods, Building Mods, and Fossils & Archaeology.
Where can I find the Modlist?	You can view the Modlist here.
How can I access the Dynmap with claims?	You can visit the Dynmap with claims here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The Minecraft Server IP Address is geopolnwo.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server here.

AI Waifu Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, AI creation, ai technology, AI text to image generator, AI Waifu, aiwg, alt waifu, Art AI, arthoe waifu, Artificial Intelligence, Bing create, Black Forest Labs, DeepFloyd-IF, FLUX.1-schnell, Hailuo AI, Haven, Hugging Face, leonardo.ai, Pixai, scene waifu, stable diffusion, tomboy waifu, turbo-Stacy waifu, unstable AI, waifu

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	230
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can use AI to create your own alt/scene/arthoe waifu! That’s right, you can design your dream waifu or even a turbo-Stacy! Don’t believe me? Check out these crazy links and see for yourself: https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide, https://www.unstability.ai/, https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai, and more! It’s like entering a whole new dimension of Minecraft where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Momma’s Minecraft Server – No Fired Employees!

ah, comedy youtube channel, controversy, cookie trade, cookie transfer, employees, Event, family, FIRED, Friends, girl scout, Happiness, Jealousy, Job, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Server, success, teenage years, Troop Leader, Yelling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7637	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	74	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets cookie trades! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of yelling matches over cookie cases and secret teenage shenanigans that could get you fired from your virtual job.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of cookies to go around for everyone, whether you’re into cookie trades or transfers. And who knows, you might even run into a troop leader who’s willing to give away 100 cases of cookies just because.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs in the game are the family dynamics at play. See you there, and remember, watch out for those cookie-stealing creepers!

BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Farms Harvested:	593
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!