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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8463 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 432619 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
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