Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ores Mined: 7722
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 2759
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

    T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

    oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

    so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

    Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

    Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

    Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

    Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

    Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 114 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

    ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyWeirdos

    CraftyWeirdos
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

    PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

    build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

    we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Limitless Life Minecraft Server

    Limitless Life Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

    Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

    About the Server:

    Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

    What We Offer:

    Complete Freedom Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
    Collaborative Play We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
    Massive Projects Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

    Mods:

    Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

    • Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

    What We’re Looking For:

    Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
    Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
    Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

    Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

    Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

    Only join if you plan on being active.

    https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

    The Campus Craze Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General
    Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

    Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

    StepMomSnubbed LunchLand
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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