The Christpill Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	New Chunks Explored:	572040
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3242
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	682425	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

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Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	860	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4