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CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	303

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3274	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TreeHuggerCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, deforestation impact, environmental groups, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, EU, forest conservation, greenhouse gases, law delay, TreeHuggerCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arthropleura Head Hunt

1854, 300 million years old, Ancient, Arthropleura, arthropod, discovery, entomology, Evolution, fossil, head, History, hunt, LARGEST, Millipede, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, scientists, Specimen

Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, DeadCoins, Deadtime, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, Unique TNT, Unique Totem Enchantment, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	936	Potions Brewed:	186
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

Allium, apply, Blue, Builders, club, Community, discord bots, entry, Events, exclusive, Farms, Friendly, Griefing, instagram, Map, Mayoral vote, Mods, multicultural, Performance, PERMISSIONS, Players, Railroad, Redstone, semibaked, server ip, Shopping Area, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Vip, Whitelist

Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	934	Love Letters Sent:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Future President’s Minecraft Server

Address, Campaign, Candidate, Country, Democracy, election, Future, future president, Government, hello, INAUGURATION, leader, leadership, Minecraft, nation, policy, Politics, president, presidents, Say hello, Server, Speech, Vote

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, communication skills, cross-cultural experiences, cultural adaptation, cultural identity, expat life, global citizenship, global nomad, growing up, identity formation, international upbringing, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language learning, linguistic diversity, Minecraft, moving around, multicultural, native language, NoobiePro, smp, third culture kid

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BedrockBrosSleepover

apartment, awkward silence, Bed.., BedrockBrosSleepover, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Couch, crash pad, dealbreaker, Friend, Girlfriend, Hospitality, Party, party pooper, relationship, Respect, safe ride, sleepover, weekend plans, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13