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Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3824	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

anti-semitism, commemoration, CraftyHolocaustHavoc, cultural heritage, education, Europe, Genocide, German city, historical sites, History, Holocaust victims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, memorial, memorials, Nazi regime, persecution, Remembrance, Stumbling stones, Tragedy, world war II

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Build C3PO in Minecraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, BUILD, C3po, futuristic, humanoid robot, innovation, Minecraft, robotics, robotics advancements, robotics applications, robotics capabilities, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics programming, robotics research, robotics technology, Sci Fi, Star Wars, Technology

yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Star Shards Collected:	260	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperz

biden, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign relations, international affairs, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, peace talks, Politics, president, prime minister, RETALIATION, Speech, Tension, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Buildings Constructed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mirror Maze Mania

Mania, Maze, MIRROR

LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions
The Imeris Entente 👑
The Wildchoir 🌳

Cities
Azuverde 🏝️
Hythe 🏰

The World 🗺️
An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.

Role-Playing 🎭
As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

How To Join:

Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

Play!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the BWRP Minecraft server about?	The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
Are there specific rules for playing on the server?	Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
What races and factions are available in the game?	There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
What cities can players explore in Nebelloren?	There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	100	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26