The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Items Found:	2180	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4604	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5241	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	355167	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3924	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1869
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Emeralds Found:	289	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	756668
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2262
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	382338
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Items Found:	6679
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Votes:	5563
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3208
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	310
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5843	Orbs of Power Found:	12