so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Falling into the Void: 0
Zombie Dances: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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