so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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