so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mines Excavated: 1355
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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