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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4409	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Farms Harvested:	703	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mines Excavated:	4411
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3031	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9031
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	5804
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4685
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	4968	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	102/200	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3