so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got rid of all those pesky terrorists holding hostages! like, we straight up went in there and saved the day, now we’re just chillin and building epic stuff in Minecraft. come join us and be a hero too, or just have a laugh with us as we tell crazy stories about our epic rescue mission. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. come join the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WindowPeekWars

    WindowPeekWars
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

    Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

    Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 8263
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PoopBaggersMC SMP

    PoopBaggersMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

    But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SufferCraft: Build Character!

    SufferCraft: Build Character!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

    Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3432 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 412 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 89 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3630 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6914 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6399 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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