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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 478 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 672727 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.