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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7400 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3474 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.