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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 863 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Are you ready to level up your Minecraft game to guts tier power? Uh oh, you better buckle up because on this server, things are about to get crazy! Join us for epic battles with mutant creepers, where you can wield diamond swords that shoot lasers and ride on flying pigs into battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.
