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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Enchantments Applied: 257
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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