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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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