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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 234

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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