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Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
New Chunks Explored:	996214	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	648
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1618	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ores Mined:	1016	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	2