TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	262677
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ores Mined:	8273	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9553
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	9438	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	7023	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	912748	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	746	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8952
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	158	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	135
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6798	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

Players:	100/600	Votes:	5889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15