Are you tired of boring old politics and taxes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own tax-free paradise where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs Democrats when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rich llamas who are just looking for some new players to join their wild adventures. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the tax system one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
Dragon Eggs Found: 1623 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Zombie Dances: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 807 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Potions Brewed: 44
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

    CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5665 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

    Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious
    Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 267 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ores Mined: 7934 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

    Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat
    🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

    🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

    🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

    🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

    💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

    🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

    ⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

    🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

    🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

    🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

    🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

    Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Autism Adventures

    Blocky Autism Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

    SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Kek Kingdom

    Crafty Kek Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBullyz

    BlockyBullyz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

    Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash
    Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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