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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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