Tax Haven Havoc | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

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Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	978
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	134	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	134	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	91	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	651874
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	8314

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	5525

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!