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Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ores Mined:	6340	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Farms Harvested:	724

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	556
Runes Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Emeralds Found:	977
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Items Found:	2327
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8426

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	131	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8