Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2165 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 50 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.
we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Features |
|---|
| Build your own home |
| PVP other players in arena |
| Play chat games |
| Gain exclusive MC items through shop |
| Become apart of staff and be apart of our village |
And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!
LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build my own home on the server? | Yes, you can build your own home. |
| Are there any PVP options available? | Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena. |
| How can I gain exclusive MC items? | You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop. |
| Is there a way to become a staff member? | Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village. |
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7391 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
