lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ConcertCraft EarlyExit

    ConcertCraft EarlyExit
    Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

    On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

    So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creepin’ Normalized

    Creepin’ Normalized
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

    So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2485 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Villages Defended: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ElectionFailsMC Server

    ElectionFailsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlazinBeirutCraft

    BlazinBeirutCraft
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2872
    Falling into the Void: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Jewtopia Minecraft Server

    Jewtopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Enchantments Applied: 259
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 348 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

    Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

    But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 755 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

    CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

    Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6842 Dragon Eggs Found: 3193
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

    NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Farms Harvested: 217
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

    HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

    HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.hexsmp.com

    What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

    • Chat Games
    • Stable Player Economy
    • Custom Leveling System
    • Custom Fishing
    • Quests & Skills
    • Furniture
    • Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
    • Teams
    • Cosmetics & Skins
    • PvP & Dungeons
    • Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Why HexSMP over another SMP?

    HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

    Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

    Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

    How to Join

    Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

    Our Links:

    Feel free to ask any questions below!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Noob-Free Minecraft Server

    Noob-Free Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

    The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

    Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

    But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1906 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

    SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild
    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FoodieNightmares

    FoodieNightmares
    Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5456 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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