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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Animals Bred: 58 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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