lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Alien Abductions: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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