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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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