lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Endless Night Skies: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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