BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

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Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	7211	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UkraineDefenseMC Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defence, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, national security, Peacekeeping, political speeches, Server, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, UN, united nations, valedictory speech, world leaders

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyQueerKingdom

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyQueerKingdom, Diversity, equality for all, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, King, landmark decision, law, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love wins, Marriage equality, progressive, progressive legislation, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Thailand’s King himself signin’ same-sex marriages into law in da game! We be da FIRST Southeast Asian country in da Minecraft world to recognize marriage equality, y’all! Come join us and be part of dis historic moment in blocky form. Build ur own rainbow castle with ur same-sex partner and live happily ever after in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so progressive and fabulous?! Join now and let’s make history together, one pixel at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7678	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	206

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Whale Sound Adventures

Adventures, Sound, Whale

come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

Active Staff, apply to join, Builders, commitment to Vanilla, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, mature audience, Minimal Lag, no land claiming, Players, proximity chat, rollback griefing, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, technical players, Terrain, voice chat, Wild, World Map

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	16+
Features	World Map! (click here) Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Discord to Minecraft Chat Small community Active staff Commitment to vanilla Enforced Rules No land claiming (Rollback griefing!) Minimal Lag Custom Advancements

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying through our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
What type of players are welcome on the server?	All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
Is there a World Map available for the server?	Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9952	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

Cecilia, Graduation, holoEN, Holostars, indie, Ironmouse, Live streaming, Luxiem, Minecraft, Nijisanji, NijisanjiFree, online content, phase, pikamee, pippa, Roberu, Server, streaming, tenma, virtual personality, virtual youtuber, vshojo, Vtuber

Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9741
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Emeralds Found:	948
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3245
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

biological discovery, cell discovery, cell potential, cell research, cell therapy, EndoMac, EndoMac progenitors, Future, future of medicine, generation, medical advancement, medical innovation, Mice, Minecraft, new type of cell, progenitors, regenerative medicine, scientific breakthrough, scientists, stem cells, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair, Unique abilities

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3