Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 8906 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3796 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ores Mined: 6920
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Potions Brewed: 63
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Villages Defended: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Emeralds Found: 9473

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Magic Items Found: 2305
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 343403
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Emeralds Found: 175 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Magic Items Found: 5609 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4207 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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