Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8233	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Gems Collected:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	208	Villages Defended:	15

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Star Shards Collected:	119
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5760	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	10

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3107	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.