Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Imagine if he had two all-stars on his team Minecraft SMP

    Imagine if he had two all-stars on his team Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players riding pigs into battle. Yes, you read that right – pigs! And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are two all-stars on this server who are basically Minecraft gods. One of them can tame creepers and ride them like horses, while the other can turn any block into a block of pure gold with just a touch.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built an entire city out of TNT, only to blow it up every Friday night for fun? Or a group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshiping the almighty chicken?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • New Concord Minecraft Server

    New Concord Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a freshly baked cake straight out of the oven – hot and ready for you to devour!

    Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and even a friendly dragon who will give you free diamonds if you tell him a good joke.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our annual “Build-A-Banana” contest where players compete to create the most outrageous banana-themed structure for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

    Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting hit on by random dudes in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, if a player gives you their virtual card, it means they are trying to hit on you… in the game! Join us for a wild ride of virtual flirting and hilarious misunderstandings. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So come on, join us and see where the virtual romance takes you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. That’s right, these llamas can boogie better than any player on the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1831 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • J J thread Minecraft SMP

    J J thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most star-studded Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Jordyn Jones and other internet starlets as we navigate through the virtual world with style and sass.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1064 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

    Crush Rejects Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

    The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

    Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Anime Trauma Minecraft Server

    Anime Trauma Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • >Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation

    >Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NuteLLa server Minecraft

    NuteLLa server Minecraft
    To get to the server you need to complete a survey! Here is the link in ds https://discord.gg/ckY7svMJjn

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””

    ””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers
    Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

    So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

    Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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