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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

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Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

Legendary Pokemon encounters, with zero paid Legends for equal opportunity.Working, Pokedex item (with no extra mod required) with extended features like searching.WonderTrade, to always have a way to swap and gain new Pokemon.Rotating Pokemon Hunts, to earn cash and other prizes.Random Pokemon Chat trivia for rewards.GTS to buy and sell Pokemon and Items to other players with ease.NPC GymsPlayer GymsEV TrainingLegends Arceus style Outbreaks

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8241	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Breeders R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minefort VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Many game modes	Requires premium Minecraft account
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Regularly updated with new features	Can be overwhelming for new players

Pros of Minefort	Cons of Minefort
Full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform	Lacks the same level of variety in game modes as Hypixel
Access to full FTP for customization	May have less players compared to Hypixel
No need for premium Minecraft account	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and has a large player base, but requires a premium Minecraft account and can be overwhelming for new players. Minefort, on the other hand, is a free server hosting platform with full FTP access for customization, but may have less players and game mode variety compared to Hypixel.

Q: Can I play on both Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Minefort. Hypixel requires a premium Minecraft account, while Minefort is free to use.

Q: Which server is better for beginners?

A: Minefort may be better for beginners due to its simplicity and free access, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its many game modes and crowded environment.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafting Memes Server: ‘/int/ webm thread’ – Where memes come to life in blocky form!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Cactus Chicken and the majestic Rainbow Sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your nostrils!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineSkyrim Minecraft server

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MineSkyrim – server for Bedrock and Java!

• THIS IS A RPG SERVER WITHOUT WIPES!

✅ is waiting for you

Factions: Join Skyrim factions such as Whiterun, Windhelm, etc.

2. WORLD OF SKYRIM: The server is located entirely in Tamriel Skyrim! Do not believe? Here’s the map:

3. Our own story: we will tell and create our own story of what Skyrim was and will be

4.Dungeon and Dark Souls system: play as you want! You can join factions or you can be a loner, exploring dungeons filled with creatures and monsters!

❗5. CROSS-PLATFORM SERVER: you can play on the server with Java or Bedrock!

Links

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DustBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of absolute chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants you unlimited power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, WTF-inducing Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Adventures of ‘/HiRyS/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with karaoke nights, devil covers that will make you question reality, and streams that will have you doing backflips for cheebs!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snow Halation covers that will melt your heart, SodaRyS covers that will quench your thirst, and Gravity streams that will defy the laws of physics!

And don’t even get me started on our merch collection – from holographic Valentines goodies to plushies that will make you squeal with joy, we’ve got it all!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have karaokeRyS and cheebs galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7751	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewool Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, Pixelart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Treasure hunt

Hypixel	Minewool Network
Large player base	No premium server
Wide variety of game modes	Exclusive maps and game modes
Regular updates and events	High-performance server hosting
Premium features available	Lag-free gaming experience

FAQ:

1. Can I play on Hypixel without a premium account? – No, Hypixel is a premium Minecraft server and requires a paid account to access. – Yes, Minewool Network is a no premium server where all players can join and enjoy the games.

2. Are there exclusive maps on Hypixel? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and maps, including some exclusive ones. – Minewool Network provides exclusive maps and game modes for a unique gameplay experience.

3. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel is known for its large player base, with thousands of players online at any given time. – Minewool Network may have a smaller player base, but offers a lag-free gaming experience for all players.

4. Are there regular events and updates on the servers? – Yes, Hypixel frequently hosts events and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. – The Minewool Network also provides regular updates and a high-performance server hosting for a smooth gaming experience.

5. Can I access premium features on Minewool Network? – No, Minewool Network is a no premium server where all players have equal access to the features and games available. – Hypixel offers premium features for players who have paid accounts.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2