SweetieCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	167
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	662720	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Animals Bred:	80	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	132
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mines Excavated:	4214	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mines Excavated:	2333
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1898
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462