Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Shell Swap Sisters

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Items Found:	4139	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mainstay

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You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	5877
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VomitVibesCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Centurion

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A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

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WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.