| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 23 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
