Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	277365
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Farms Harvested:	538	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2628	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4227

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Votes:	4900
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Votes:	3680	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	8284

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8371
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?

AnarchyyMC

Allies, AnarchyyMC, Chat, Community, Discord, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Homes, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, solo play, Teleportation, Toxicity, Warps

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	7703
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒!

A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!

Total Freedom	Minimal Rules
No land claims, no limits	PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed
Only One Rule	No toxicity

Other Features:

Friendly community
TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes
Play solo or with friends

IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz

Version: 1.21.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What is the server version?	The server is on version 1.21.4.
What is the Discord link?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2.

Players:	109/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2