| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4972 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 779 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8927 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
