Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 363 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Potions Brewed: 27 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 109 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 28286
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ores Mined: 9657
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 200 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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